It is Thanksgiving and I’m visiting family in Cincinnati, which means the worst golf hole in America is down the street. Fernbank Golf Course’s opener stretches 254 yards, a modest dogleg with a bunker stationed near the green. In isolation, it qualifies as the proverbial gentle handshake welcoming you to the round. But it’s not your hand you should be worrying about as much as your head, because the first intersects the ninth fairway.
We’d be remiss for failing to mention the third.
For those scoring at home, that’s five other holes crisscrossing a single opening tee shot, an architectural monstrosity that breeds slow play and concussions, which may explain why folks around here think putting chili on spaghetti constitutes culinary inspiration. The hole is, unobjectively, terrible. And that’s precisely what makes it transcendent.
Golfers tend toward pessimism, which is understandable. This is a game engineered for systematic humiliation, one that batters you into numbness, and sometimes the only available solace appears to be dwelling in the misery. What this overlooks is that golf’s most gratifying moments exist only because of the despair that made them possible in the first place. Without catastrophe, there’s no redemption; without enduring the game’s cruelties, there’s nothing worth overcoming. What’s bad is actually good.
Consider the driving range. The facility nearest to me offers balls that are predominantly battered, their aerodynamic integrity compromised by countless impacts whose imperfections are absurdly camouflaged by yellow spray paint that achieves the opposite of its intended purpose. The temptation is to lament the resulting trajectories, their doom ambiguous as to whether it resulted from flawed mechanics or using rocks as ammo. Yet there are always a few pristine balls scattered among the carnage, and when one materializes, your focus and purpose sharpen. You don’t want to squander this baby. Striking that ball exactly as envisioned, watching it climb and descend along its appointed arc, generates satisfaction equal to any flagged approach.
Or consider a disastrous opening sequence. We shouldn’t predicate enjoyment solely on score, but let’s acknowledge the truth: It feels good to play well. So all that anticipation and preparation, only to stumble through consecutive bogeys, can telegraph that the hours ahead will be an ordeal. But there exists a particular species of pride that accompanies resurrection. Anyone can maintain composure when circumstances cooperate; it requires gumption to go on from wreckage. And within that same paradox lives a peculiar liberation that accompanies a really bad start or hole. The dream of a career round evaporates, and with it any pressure you might feel, and suddenly you’re free to simply experience the journey unfolding before you.
The interesting routing of Fernbank.
Bad weather? Recreational players see darks skies and flagsticks genuflecting violently, feel their clothes sticking to skin and reach for their car keys while asking for rain checks. Real golfers see the same storm and think, “Bring it on.” This isn’t an obstacle but invitation, nature’s way of separating the committed from the casual. The scorecard becomes irrelevant, for what matters now is endurance and adaptability. This is golf stripped to its essence, human will against natural chaos, a test not of skill refinement but of spirit.
Bad rounds can be a blessing. It makes us want to return, for redemption, sure, but also because it’s a pursuit we cannot quit. There is joy in the work and there is always labor required to reach where we aspire to go. Bad rounds from professionals offer instruction. A lesson that still resonates for me is watching Justin Thomas fail to break 80 in consecutive major championship rounds a few summers ago. JT had claimed a major less than a year prior, had devoted tens of thousands of hours to becoming among the world’s elite, and was now rendered powerless. If it can happen to him, I realized, then there’s no hope for the rest of us … so perhaps grant yourself grace over that double bogey.
