Picture this: a device that charges via solar panels, controls your Tesla, and maybe even mines Dogecoin. TechRadar notes no official word from Tesla, but the speculation paints a picture of Musk’s empire in your pocket. It’s not just a phone—it’s a power move.

Musk’s stance? “No phone unless forced,” he told a 2024 crowd. The force would be app store tyranny, and if it comes, he’s ready. The Tesla Pi looms as a secret weapon, primed to strike when least expected.